i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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