It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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