I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am available for nakedness
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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