the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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