porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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