we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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