Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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