i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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