I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
tell me about the fingering
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
