Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
should my penis look like a turkey
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
