im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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