He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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