There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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