I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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