so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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