she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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