it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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