I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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