ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
What a dumb baby whore.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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