I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think I sprained my soul last night
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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