I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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