Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Then you guys just all showered together...?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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