i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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