Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so let's talk penis.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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