sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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