i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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