Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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