I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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