BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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