he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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