now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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