why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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