my shit smells like andre
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
His nipple licking is glorious
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