he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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