You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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