Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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