he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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