trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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