doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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