great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
