you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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