I must be too annoying 4 u.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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