he shaved USA in his pubs
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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