yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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