Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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