Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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