We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
