I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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