Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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