yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
