Dual....:-)
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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