Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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