So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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