I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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