i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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