Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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