my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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